This game is so hard, I bet you can't even figure out how to play it

Huh? How 'bout it, punk?

YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME

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The fourteenth line is super fine

Your soul is mine

The key is me

Eat a pie

Then you'll die

Catch the reference

To find my preference

And the treasure map to the puzzle trap

To find the secret of the jelly in my belly

Hey there smelly

And if you stay

Maybe you'll play

A game that takes 189 IQ

Be yourself and not just you

And you'll be fine